Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Ode to Weird

I like ice cream.
Yes it's true.
Watermelon is good too.
Chocolate chip cookies.
What can I say?
They are a great way to celebrate
US Coast Guard day!
They can celebrate the next one too.
They work like dogs.
How about you?!
A mustard seed
And toes on your feet
Forgiveness is a lighthouse for sister-like friendships.
I like cucumbers but not zucchini.
And I like scary books, 'cause I'm not a weiny!
Lazy day is every day for me.
They start off with S'mores poptarts and coffee.
Boy and Girl Child tell lame President jokes.
Girl Child is the middle child, don't ya know?
Have a creamsicle
And relax the next day.
Tell a joke and pop some tags
This should be posted on a Thursday! (8/18 to be exact!)
I like airplanes
And listening to the radio.
Old people rejoice, it's the last day of Rio!
Be an angel
Or the toothfairy.
They ride the wind, just like us.
I couldn't climb Mt. Vesuvius.
If The Hubs makes me mad, we'll kiss and make up.
Women have equality now, get over it Trump!
Forgive your enemies just because today.
Find a mouse and race it
Eat more herbs, don't be a salt pit.
Frankenstein likes the Stay-Puff man.
Neither supports a trailmix ban.
These are all wacky holidays in the month of August.
This poem is horrible, but won't you follow up?
Read the others' poems, if you dare.
We all owe a big thanks for this weirdness
And we owe it to Kare(n).

Okay, it's a terrible poem and I'm sorry, but this month's poem challenge was honoring the wacky and weird holidays in the month of August. I can't promise that my friends will have anything better, but give it a shot, huh?

Wacky and Weird
My Brain Cell
Wonderful Wacky Weird Days
Wacky, Weird, Bizarre, & Unique
Wacky, Weird, and Poetic

Friday, July 29, 2016

July Friday Funny

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

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Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Spatulas on Parade.

1. Looks like that Road Runner was finally caught.
2. Is it a pig bird?
3. Bet ol' Toucan Sam will leave the cereal alone now!
4. Shoulda watched out for that Putty Tat a little better, Tweety.
5. Suffering Sucatash!

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:
Southern Belle Charm               
My Brain on Kids                                 
Molly Ritterbeck                                
Baking In A Tornado         
Spatulas on Parade              

Dinosaur Superhero Mommy